Dear readers, fans and/or freaks:

DorkusMilorkus.com has moved due to some extremely lame technical difficulties.

You can now find the same mundane and underwhelming blog at www.Dorkus-Milorkus.com.

Get that? See that little dash in the middle? That's important. Please update your bookmarks and
click on over to a more functional, less irritating blogsite. Well, it's probably still just as irritating.

Thanks for your patience. You're a star.