Green salad chain coming up short, as of late

April 30th, 2008

So I’m sitting here at my cube, eating a salad from Green, which up until recently has served some pretty tasty fresh-chopped salads. Unfortunately my Chef Jam salad is totally lackluster. What’s more - the chopped portabella mushrooms look like and have the texture of garden slugs. Fantastic! Why am I writing about this? Mainly because I have nothing else to write about at the present time. So Boo to you, Green!

In keeping with the theme, here are some unsavory salad toppings you may want to rethink before using:

• Pork Chops
• Refried Beans
• M&M’s
• Cream of Mushroom Soup
• Dandilions (trust me, they’re NOT edible)
• Pie
• Spaghetti
• Spaghetti Pie
• and of course, Ketchup

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